Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
