Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Everything about him screamed your future.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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