I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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