Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
