just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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