I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
We got so high we made milksteak
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
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