shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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