so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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