3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
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he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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You made out with two different species that night
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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