We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Randomize
