we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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