My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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