So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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