That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
i am craving dick and cupcakes
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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