How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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