theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
porn star boner night. come get it.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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