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ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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