Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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