Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you traded sex for a burrito?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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