But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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