when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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