the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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