In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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