I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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