he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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