You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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