it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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