So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My hand turned me down
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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