Pregnant stripper...not hot.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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