I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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