Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
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I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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