I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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