to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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