Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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