I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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