my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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