the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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