If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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