Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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