Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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