why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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