omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
The ass gains better be worth it
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