Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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