How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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