Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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