I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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