People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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