didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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