I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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