You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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