I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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