he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Randomize
