Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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