i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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