I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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