so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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