I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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