i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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