I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
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I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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