FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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