That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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