we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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