is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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