I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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